Blowjob Lessons (Marui/Jirou)

[spurious]

title: Blowjob Lessons
pairing: Marui/Jirou
words: 290
rating: G
summary: Jirou seeks the benefit of Marui's skills.
notes: Very silly. Inspired by this tutorial, especially the line Keep in mind that absolutely no hands are allowed at any time in the process. Thanks to sparklespiff for the title and looking-over.

Comments

[todaythesamesky]

Have I mentioned how much you OWN?

Because. Rockage.

[spurious]

:D :D *takes bow*

[takewing]

♥ I'm grinning so hard and laughing. Oh Jirou.

[spurious]

:D :D He is so fun.

[spurious]

You haven't met either of them yet. :(

[spurious]

YES.

i don't have a marui/jiroh icon lkasdjlaksdjfaklsd

[bloodybrilliant]

I

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

YOU MUST WRITE MORE JIROH/MARUI!!! I HAVE BEEN WANTING SOME SO SO BADLY LKSDJFLKSDFJLKSD *___* SLDKFJLSDKFJLSDKFJLSDKFJSDLKFSDJLFJ

you'll have to try marui/kirihara too :> lkdsajflkjsdflkasdfjklasjdf

SOOOO CUTE!!! BUBBLES!!! *_* ladjsflskdjflasdjf LOVE!!!!

that one is pretty enough to suffice

[spurious]

It is all because Emily was trying to learn to blow bubbles and she found that tutorial and yes. XD

lkasjdfl;kj;kuhasdf :D :D :D

Re: that one is pretty enough to suffice

[bloodybrilliant]

EMILY CANNOT BLOW A BUBBLE?!?!!? jklsfjlskdfjlasdkf Dear lord XD LOL . I read something today where Eiji was trying to teach Oishi how to blow a bubble!!!!! SO WEIRD!!! Let me see if I can find it. OH HERE: GP BUBBLEGUM First drabble thinger. Heee!

:x

Re: that one is pretty enough to suffice

[spurious]

hehehehe!!

I can't snap my fingers. Or ride a bicycle.

[happiestwhen]

YOU MOCK MY SUFFERING. XD XD XD

So next week at practice, Jiroh will be practicing blowing bubbles and he'll be really good at the blowing part of things, but will end up giving Yuushi, Shishido, and Pansy all concussions with the force of the sticky projectile, right? And maybe Atobe will get the bright idea that he could be the secret weapon in their next match, whenever they need an opponent to forfeit from fatigue or something. >:)

[spurious]

dslkfjgdl;kfg that is BRILLIANCE.

and then he chokes, because he's not had as much practice as Marui has.

[happiestwhen]

And when Marui hears about it, he chokes TOO, because he's so stunned by the news. Then they can blow bubbles together in the afterlife. ;___;

Meanwhile, Yukimura and the Rikkai demon are gonna Slap a bitch, because now they're missing a player in their line-up. [But Yuushi manages to calm them down by giving a rousing (and completely nude) performance of Valentine Kiss. >:P]

[spurious]

l;akjsdf;laskhdg;lkjasd YES.

*dying*