Life Couldn't Get Gayer! (YEAH!)

[spurious]

title: Life Couldn't Get Gayer! (YEAH!)
fandom: Super Junior
pairing: Ryeowook-centric, implied DongBum and SiWook
words: 886
rating: PG
summary: Ryeowook tries to get a girlfriend.
notes: Inspired by a conversation with happiestwhen about Ryeowook's incredible gayness, and how it would be the most hilarious cosmic joke ever if he were straight. Written on

Comments

[inshouha_porno]

YES i adore you for writing this. XDDD

"I'm glad to see you value friendship," Ryeowook says
i died. XD

[spurious]

XDDDD thanks!

[dear_whimsy]

Ah. Ah. So much love. XDDD His cluelessness killed me dead.

Kihae!

[spurious]

I really don't get why no one calls it Dongbum! Maybe I just have the sense of humor of a twelve year old, but...DONGBUM! XD

[dear_whimsy]

BECAUSE KIBUM ALWAYS TOPS. D< /lie

I never thought about it. But now I have a plotbunny. DX

[prettyovernight]

lmao -- i have the strongest urge to go pet ryeowook right now xD

[yoochuns_lover]

DONGBUM!!! I like that better than kihae actually.....XD!!!!

I love the title of this.....and the story is great too!!!!!

"I'd never thought of it this way," Ryeowook says, thinking aloud. "It would be so much easier if I were gay! I'd have all of the Super Junior members to choose from."

^^WIN!!!!

I would quote more, but i would up ending quoting the entire story....so i won't

[je_sea_kah]

...you kill me..in a good way of course~

I can't help but to keep imagining him getting poked in the eye from a drink..
omg..i just had a stupid thought (you cant blame me its midnight here) DBSK may have the purple line, but kim ryeowook has the purple umbrella! -dies-

I've been to chicago~ it was fun!