FANFICTION.
Here is my fanfiction for all of you.
Title: Don't Be So Crabby, Yuushi
Author: Oshitari Kenya
Rating: A for AMAZING
Pairing: Yuushi/Kenya
Summary: AU - What if we were all crabs instead of people?
Warning/Disclaimer: I am a Prince of Tennis character so I'd like to think I have SOME claim over the series.
The ocean is a very vast place and often seems very empty. Though, while it gives off this illusion, it is home to many creatures. Including the most sexy of all, the crab.
The two sexiest crabs of all were a red crab and a blue crab. The blue one's name was Yuushi and the red one's name was Kenya.
"Yuushi," said Kenya-crab. "Why did you go and live in the Pacific Ocean? Don't you like it in the Atlantic Ocean with me?"
"Of course, Kenya," said Yuushi-crab. "The Atlantic Ocean is the best ocean in the world but I needed to expand. It's just not big enough for me."
"Your pinchers must be overlooked in the Big P," said Kenya. "You were always a tensai-crab here but over there, they have giant lobsters and squid that could wrap you up in their tentacles and crack your shell!"
"I'm not worried about the giant squid, Kenya," said Yuushi.
"They have New England over there!" Kenya was beginning to get heated. "The entire coastline has seafood restaurants! They'll wrap your claws up in elastic and wear plastic bibs as they dip your soft, crabby body in butter!"
"I don't fear elastic either!" Yuushi said with a scoff. He was truly being a stubborn crab.
"What about Chitose?" Kenya asked. "He's been getting the anenomes to sting him too much and I think it might be affecting his brain."
"That can be your job, Kenya," Yuushi sighed as he scuttled across the bottom of the ocean.
"Shiraishi still can't get the plastic rings off his claws! And Kintarou thinks he is cursed because of it!"
"Kenya," said Yuushi with a sigh as he hopped into the jet stream.
"Take care of Zaizen," said Yuushi. "Don't let him hook anymore fishing hooks to himself because it doesn't look cool."
"I know."
"And don't let Gin get swallowed by a giant clam!" Yuushi was whisked away by the current and into the Pacific Ocean where he would be won over by a shrimp pretending to be a lobster but not fooling anyone.
Kenya the crab wept.
Thumbs up, please.
Title: Don't Be So Crabby, Yuushi
Author: Oshitari Kenya
Rating: A for AMAZING
Pairing: Yuushi/Kenya
Summary: AU - What if we were all crabs instead of people?
Warning/Disclaimer: I am a Prince of Tennis character so I'd like to think I have SOME claim over the series.
The ocean is a very vast place and often seems very empty. Though, while it gives off this illusion, it is home to many creatures. Including the most sexy of all, the crab.
The two sexiest crabs of all were a red crab and a blue crab. The blue one's name was Yuushi and the red one's name was Kenya.
"Yuushi," said Kenya-crab. "Why did you go and live in the Pacific Ocean? Don't you like it in the Atlantic Ocean with me?"
"Of course, Kenya," said Yuushi-crab. "The Atlantic Ocean is the best ocean in the world but I needed to expand. It's just not big enough for me."
"Your pinchers must be overlooked in the Big P," said Kenya. "You were always a tensai-crab here but over there, they have giant lobsters and squid that could wrap you up in their tentacles and crack your shell!"
"I'm not worried about the giant squid, Kenya," said Yuushi.
"They have New England over there!" Kenya was beginning to get heated. "The entire coastline has seafood restaurants! They'll wrap your claws up in elastic and wear plastic bibs as they dip your soft, crabby body in butter!"
"I don't fear elastic either!" Yuushi said with a scoff. He was truly being a stubborn crab.
"What about Chitose?" Kenya asked. "He's been getting the anenomes to sting him too much and I think it might be affecting his brain."
"That can be your job, Kenya," Yuushi sighed as he scuttled across the bottom of the ocean.
"Shiraishi still can't get the plastic rings off his claws! And Kintarou thinks he is cursed because of it!"
"Kenya," said Yuushi with a sigh as he hopped into the jet stream.
"Take care of Zaizen," said Yuushi. "Don't let him hook anymore fishing hooks to himself because it doesn't look cool."
"I know."
"And don't let Gin get swallowed by a giant clam!" Yuushi was whisked away by the current and into the Pacific Ocean where he would be won over by a shrimp pretending to be a lobster but not fooling anyone.
Kenya the crab wept.
Thumbs up, please.