Dear Perkin's Host,

[oshleyonn]

Just so you know I'm not retarded. If you would have given me some sort of response I would not have had to talk to you through hand gestures. Plus, I know a lot of people that hold up the number of people that will be with their party. I understand if you were intimidated by our hottness, we probably just lowered your self esteem 59 points last

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[epicuriousebin]

I don't get it, what'd the Perkins guy do?!

I went to Perkins once. It scarred me.

So yeah, I can't believe Kevin and Tim get along. It's the crazy Kevin, right? I guess they're both crazy...I'm just confused. And Keisha...is that a black girl name?! I didn't know they made those in Iowa!

And man, you're so right about the Burt's Bees wax pots, those kick butthole....but why don't you wear sunglasses?

[oshleyonn]

He made fun of me for holding up five fingers after I told him there were 5 of us about 8823743 times. Then he kicked us out of the booth because we didn't want to put 3 people on one side. Then when I was paying he spoke to be as if I were special ed. I mean yes we were in Ames at 2 am going to perkins but we weren't even that drunk.

I don't wear sunglasses because I wear glasses.

No not crazy kevin, big kevin.

[epicuriousebin]

You should still call the manager. I know you were too drunk, but man...get him into trouble. Sometimes, people just deserve it, even if it makes you a rat.

But yeah, you can totally get sunglasses. You make a million dollars a day, so you can afford the crazy contacts that fit into crazy eyes, then just buy sunglasses, or you can get some snazzy prescription sunglasses. I've totally got my heart set on some new Dior frames that I wanna make into sunglasses...and there are so many cute girly sunglasses. I saw some DG ones...they were like 400, you can totally waste money on them and look like Jackie O.