There once was a man from Belgrave,

Who found a dead whore in a cave,

He said how disgusting,

But it only needs dusting,

And think of the money I’ll save.”

Well,today was...different. We opened presents on christmas eve for the first time in my life and i got some great loot. But I swear, both my parents are trying to get me to wear pink, whatcha gonna do though? And, Kathy stole Jesus' thunder (and my Grandma's, today is her 77th birthday) and got engaged. Yay! And to think, I just found out Brandon' ( Read more... )

I haven't worked since last...Thursday, cause I had a minor rash that the doctor said was ok for work. So I called my manager today, and I'm not working this week either. And on the 27th, when I MIGHT go back to work, they might start me working a whole different shift where I don't even know what to do. So, I'm looking for a new job so I can quit ( Read more... )

RIP Orion- Best Beta Ever

4 dollars? that's half the price i paid for my meal at a casual dining resteraunt!

New Stuff ( Read more... )

Ever have that feeling that you're walking down a long dark empty hallway and at the end of that hallway is a door, and you go to that door and you open it and inside is your soul?.... yeah me niether

Blue states have the same secrets as Red states, they just have parades about them.

Is anyone else bothered by the idea of little blue guys running around Europe? Shit i used to like the smurfs i would watch them often and laugh at their many adventures as a child. I would learn from their mistakes and be better for it. But now as i am an adult, i use that in a broad sense, i realize there is something wrong. Ok first off im going ( Read more... )

Martha Stewart's new show is crazy. today is "poncho Day." And... for a food, she made a sandwich they had in prison. That is great. But she's still freakin crazy in the head.