Your Birthdate: January 18
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I hate liars.
I hate cheaters.
I hate thieves.
I hate adulterers.

Most of all.... I hate whiners!

I caught myself today.... I think I was whining about all the people at work whining to me!

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in ( Read more... )

"I'm on a perpetual hunt for a sex game targeting women," says Brenda Brathwaite, a game industry veteran and featured speaker at this week's Women's Game Conference in Austin, Texas.

"The Sims is hardly the 'No. 1 sex game,' but that game is all about relationship formation," Brenda says. "It's no surprise it's a huge hit with women."

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Sometimes when you think life really sucks.... you hear or feel someone elses story and suddenly things dont seem so bad ( Read more... )

OK OK... I hate these random stupid things too. This one is cool though. (The last one I liked because I liked the sexy girl picture that it generated)

In 1959 (the year you were born)

Dwight Eisenhower is president of the US

Fidel Castro takes power in Cuba

Alaska is admitted as the 49th state

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OK... I heard a joke a minute ago and I wanted to write it down. I don't normally listen to the "office joke teller" but this one did actually make me smile:
Husband and wife go to be and after a few minutes husband nudges his wife ( Read more... )

It's funny.....

For so many years I've been telling people that the reason behind all that I do is to have sex.

I got a job
to make money
to go on dates
to have sex

I clean my apartment
so I can bring girls back
to have sex

I cook elaborate meals
so I can feed the women that I bring to my apartment
to have sex
See what I mean? It's still that ( Read more... )

"a traveling medicine show without any cure," The Art of Bleeding is Dr. A.P. Ridenour's (a.k.a. Rev. Al) actionist- comedy safety exhibition, using performance, film projection, live music, medical nonsense narratives and "managed accidents" to explore themes more productively addressed via common sense. While the jargon is all retro health and ( Read more... )