shallow dick

[osoro]

hey, my friend anthony said I was a shallow dick and he hates people like me because i like flings only because i won't date someone for 5 years. This is what I wrote to him. I guess people aren't as nice as you think they are

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[elasticknights]

i just had a problem with one of my "friends" playing the honesty-is-the-best-policy card too. honesty is a good thing but as my other friend said "theres a thing called tact". friends are honest but friends are sympathetic and want to help you. people are so mean sometimes :(

thats true

[osoro]

Well, at least thats one less friend I have to worry about. It sorta seems like "I" was sorta pushy and I'm like AWESOME. Someone backed away from what I had to say and I pushed my point. I feel a bit older now.

[rod_pipe]

It's ok Dan. Your friend seems to be one of those, "Everything has to be a certain way" type of people. I had a friend like that. I use the word "had", because I shanked him in the side with a long shard of glass wrapped in glass (so I wouldn't cut my hands, duhh). I whispered to him: "Like slipping into a nice warm bath.." as I laid him down, and watched him pass away.

The moral of this story... Do what you do, man. There's no shame in your game. Like it's gonna take 5 years for a guy to put a ring on your finger anyway... psh, it'd take you like 9 months to dickmotyze a guy enough to propose. 'Cause you're too sexy.

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[osoro]

you actually stabed a guy ith a shank? How could you cover glass with more glass?

[rod_pipe]

yes I stabbed a guy with a shard of glass. I meant to say I wrapped the glass in masking tape, so it wouldn't cut me. :-)

WHy?

[osoro]

why did you do that? Thats not a nice thing to do to someone.