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[ossesso]

I can't take this anymore This park has more benches on the west side than the east. The swing set is built off-center and the tree by the sandbox has a knot only on the north-facing side it's terrible

and I need a shower. About 50 of them.

I can do this. Just walk through the doors. I can't do it I can't I want to die forget it that's the

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[yo_yo_mercenary]

Um...

I think you've got some issues you need to work out...

[ossesso]

Correct, I shall attempt to seek out whoever is running this place and issue a complaint about the state of this atrocity

[yo_yo_mercenary]

That's not really what I meant, but...

Good luck with that!

[ossesso]

Of course, thank you.

...what did you mean?

[sonofabat]

You really should just poke your damn eyes out if you can't stand the sight of this world anymore.

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[ossesso]

Blinding myself will do nothing to fix the dire problems in this world--

[ossesso]

I can always feel the symmetry

[ossesso]

...

perhaps just a blindfold

[chop_meister]

. . .

[ossesso]

. . .

[chop_meister]

Come on, get up. We can get through this somehow.

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[ossesso]

[Just about 5 minutes worth of wailing and bemoaning fate]

[ace_of_11s]

Jeez, now I'm a little worried.

I really want you to go to the clerics and ask if they can do something about your anxiety. Please just do it.

[ossesso]

...And where would they be located?

[ace_of_11s]

The church, I think. I've never actually been there.

[ossesso]

Is the church symmetrical?

[vonperfect]

You clearly have obsessive compulsive disorder. I would recommend seeing if the healers can cure your insanity.

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[ossesso]

Insanity?! I'm starting to believe I am the only sane person on this island, as the only one who can seemingly spot-

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[ossesso]

[ossesso]

Well I'm not denying the possibility