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[ossesso]

Jr, I have decided to move past our rather rocky first meeting and have come up with a solution to your issue. I'm sure we can make this relatively painless.

As traumatized as I'm sure many of you still are considering the recent events, this is no excuse to continue to walk through the landscaping plots surrounding the Apartments - setting fire,

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[sealed_rose]

How is going through the landscape disgusting? I mean, I can see how that's rude and destructive. But disgusting?

[ossesso]

With every misplaced footprint and ill-guided fireball, you disrupt the carefully cultivated symmetry I have devoted my time to. Merely disregarding such a pinnacle of perfection is, along with rude and destructive, disgusting.

[sealed_rose]

What is so great about symmetry anyways? Gardens do not have to be symmectrical to look nice.

[ossesso]

The point is not to look nice, but to achieve perfection. This is possible only through the attainment of perfect symmetry.

[vespa_alien]

Suppose, hypothetically, a flowerbed came in between me and an awesome solo, and I had to get to it as fast as possible?

[ossesso]

Then, hypothetically, I would suggest you pick up your speed as you walk around it.

[vespa_alien]

Sometimes good music can't wait for all your rules and stuff, squareboy.

[ossesso]

Good things come to those who wait. And I have a name, I would appreciate your using it.

[death_the_dad]

Ah, good, good! Very dedicated to your work, Kid~ That's very, very good!

[ossesso]

I certainly try, sir. I'm glad to see my efforts appreciated.

[death_the_dad]

Of course, of course~ You're a very upstanding member of society!

Keep up the excellent work kid, yoho~

[ossesso]

I shall continue with my very best efforts. If you should ever see someone committing these atrocious acts, I would much appreciate their names as well.

[bulletserenade]

Oh, you're not dead. That's good!

I don't think I have an issue, but... what the heck, I'm willing to hear you out. Just don't spurt blood all over the place again, okay? I don't have any money for new clothes.

[ossesso]

Let us simply not mention that unfortunate turn of events

You certainly have an...issue. Your head is completely asymmetrical. I have obtained some items and I believe we can fix this predicament however. I would just need to take some measurements and draw up a diagram-

[bulletserenade]

My head? I don't think my head is the problem. Besides, if you want to talk about asymmetrical heads, maybe you should take my advice from last time and look in the mirror. *smirks a bit, unable to resist baiting Kid*

Items? Measurements? I don't think I like where this is going.

[ossesso]

That one earring throws off the entire thing, and I do not like this topic of conversation let us please move on

[He pulls out a variety of things, including a tape measure which he unfurls with a snap.] I assure you the results will be beyond perfection.

[magicbloomers]

People are trampling flowers? That's just wrong!

[ossesso]

Trampling, setting on fire, otherwise killing and thereby ruining the symmetry within. It's inexcusable.