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[ossesso]

GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF! don't you damn birds have any respect for DON'T EAT THAT!

[unintelligible angry noises here] ...!

asldkja- TURKEYS.

[[Kid'll be running around trying to chase turkeys off his "work," although probably most of the monsters are 3/4ths of his height. He can be Death of Turkeys if he likes. B|]]

Comments

[magicbloomers]

Kid are you--

Awww, it looks like they like you~ ♥

[ossesso]

They don't like me they like ruining the-

[Whips around and shoots a withering glance at a turkey that's pecking at his leg]

[magicbloomers]

*giggles and picks up that particular turkey*

Don't worry, little guy! He's not really mad, he's just shy.

[ossesso]

[Eyes Mister Future Giblets there] Look what they've done-

It's a complete mess. [Points to MFG.] And it's this creature's doing.

[taiyakidreamer]

Ahh! Are you okay? Do you need some help?!

[ossesso]

[Runs past making angry gestures at a rather panicked looking bird] I'll be fine once these monsters stop destroying my work!

[taiyakidreamer]

Oh well... The poor birdy looks a bit scared.
[ walks over to try and calm the turkey ]
If you keep yelling at him he'll keep scared. So you gotta be nice to the Turkey-san!

1/2

[ossesso]

Scared? Scared? I hope it's terrified after what it's done-

[turkeydayeden]

Gobble gobble gobble! A WILD TURKEY appeared!

NET X 15
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[ossesso]

...

NET

[turkeydayeden]

KID threw NET!

...

...

Aww! It was almost caught!

NET X 14
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[ossesso]

NET!

[bulletserenade]

Having a little trouble there, Kid?

[ossesso]

Don't just stand there, chase them away!

[bulletserenade]

I wouldn't want to get in your way. You're doing fine on your own!

[ossesso]

[All that rage against the turkeys? He's now turning the full force of that righteous symmetrical outrage at Jr.] Get your guns out, damn you!

I will destroy them!

[da_beat_is_on]

*skateboards by, chasing turkeys*

[ossesso]

Don't chase them in that direction! To the left! They aren't fleeing in an orderly manner!

[da_beat_is_on]

Yo, I ain't no turkey, how I supposed to make 'em order?

*zooooom*

[ossesso]

Round them up properly then! That one straight in front of you, push it to the right!