eleventh [fairytale]

[ossesso]

Oh this is simply ridiculous, I knew all the blather about 600 hundreds years is plenty was poppycock Aren't these kingdoms supposed to become closer to perfection as I move on? This place has regressed 800 years. what a mismatched hovel, I'm going to need to speak to the management.

[He starts to fiddle with a golden ring on his finger and mutter

Comments

[ctarlicious]

I'M A PRINCESS WITH CURIOUSLY MAGIC ITEMS!

MARRY ME.

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[ossesso]

2/2

[ossesso]

How...forward.

Who are you exactly?

[ctarlicious]

A princess with curious magic items. We've been over this. But I guess if you really have to know my name, I'm Cinderella. Less talky more proposey.

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[nihao_shan_pu]

*bicycle slam once more*

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[nihao_shan_pu]

What you do under Shampoo's bike again?

[[Oh AO, you should have never given permission~ But I can take it back if you want.]]

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[ossesso]

[[brb dying, no it's fine! XD]]

[Good gods that bicycle is heavy.]

2/5

[ossesso]

What is this what is this

This place is full of insane people

[magicbloomers]

*CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC*

[ossesso]

I really haven't got the time, if you wouldn't mind just skipping this part.

[magicbloomers]

*appears, minus the cloud of sparkles*

Don't you have any proper appreciation for a magical entrance?

[ossesso]

When I've found my eternity of symmetry, perhaps we can arrange a do over. I'm sorry, have we met?

[hastwostrikers]

*A little ugly heterochromatic duck waddles up and pulls on your pant leg, looking for a friend! :D*

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[ossesso]

*Awww, look how ugly it's sorta cute-*

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[ossesso]

*-not. Steps away. At least he's not punting you yet.* Disgusting, even the ducks here are asymmetrical.

[hastwostrikers]

*Single metaphoric ducky tear*

[ossesso]

I suppose that's to be expected in the Kingdom of Asymmetry, directions out of here would be plenty, Princess.

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[ossesso]

Stuck. Here. I can't stay here, it's disgusting look at the buildings and the animals and the landscape it's terrible