[Accurséd Eden] [April Fools' Event '09]

[ossesso]

So it seems you have all finally gone mad.

I suppose that leaves me only one choice - the one decision I will not regret since arriving at this forsaken asymmetrical prison. To save the symmetry of the few worthy, there must be sacrifices made!

I shall make this island my symmetrical paradise.

All non-conformers to the Symmetrical Glory will be

Comments

[catslooklikeme]

All hail the new overlord! May he repay the loyal with fish and cute girls!

[ossesso]

Loyal Citizens of the Symmetrical Glorification may be granted certain concessions!

However types of fish are limited to Tuna, Pike and Bass.

[catslooklikeme]

T-tuna! I WILL FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE, OVERLORD!

[ossesso]

Then FORWARD! We march to the depths of the pits of hellish asymmetry and back to return ourselves to the true meaning of

Beauty!

[Brandishes a tuna.

Yes an entire tuna.]

1/2

[kicchiri_to]

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[kicchiri_to]

What an absolute and complete relief. I feel like I've reached the place where I truly belong. No wonder this place is titled "Eden".

[ossesso]

...Surely a perfection such as yourself belongs someplace greater than Eden! For you, mysterious symmetrical stranger, I shall give you the greatest symmetrical paradise in the universe!

1/?

[kicchiri_to]

*blushes* O-oh my; such kind words from such a--

[death_the_dad]

Kid, take your meds.

[ossesso]

NEVER!

[death_the_dad]

[TAKES AWAY ALL YOUR SYMMETRY FOR A WEEK.]

[thisflowergirl]

[magicbloomers]

An excellent attempt, my good twin, but this island is only big enough for one symmetry tyrant! And I think you'll find my symmetry far superior.