don't tell mom, the babysitter's pregnant.
Your Life_______
[x] name: Tyler "Wangchung" Durden
[x] sex: M
[x] occupation: video store clerk
[x] favorite people: las chicas
[x] favorite place to be: the city
[x] favorite color(s): I'm a fan of black, white, and red.
[x] three main interests: movies, music, literature
[x] your house is: makred by the star of awesome, not to be confused with the star of david.
[x] describe yourself in four words: much better than you.
[x] best f*ck: the best sex i ever had started with a 900 number and credit card verification (that's a joke)
[x] job: i keep the streets safe.
_______Rewind_______
[x] most memorable memory: i don't remember stuff
[x] worst: see above
[x] favorite word of all time: bogus
[x] first best friend ever: this kid in vegas who i haven't talked to in a while
[x] first f*ck: ah, first grade...a time of wonders....
_______Love?_______
[x] love is: the source for some good music
[x] are you in love: i'm in love with jesus christ, our lord and savior.
[x] love or lust?: lust is far more commonplace. that's not really an answer but take it or leave it.
[x] when love hurts, you: listen to bad music
[x] true or false: all you need is love: false. you also need a place to "love".
[x] is there such thing as love at first sight? No. People who say that are still in the 6th grade.
[x] if someone fucks you over, you: try to fuck them back, harder.
_______Preferred Sex_______
[x] turn ons: I respect women for their minds and stuff.
[x] your parent's opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: I don't really talk to them much, but usually when i talk to my mom this comes up. I sort of just tune her out.
[x] the sweetest thing a member of the preferred sex can do for you?: Not give me the aids.
[x] best place to f*ck: In front of her parents/grandparents/ex-bf/extended family at a wedding. NO! WAIT! At her wedding, at the alter, in front of her fiance!...no, for serious, i'd think somewhere comfortable...
[x] tall or short: I don't like girls that can kick my ass. So not only do I like them short, I like them wheelchairbound as well. and blind too...for serious, no pref....
[x] looks or smarts: Smarts, then again if you actually say you're looking for a girl who has "smarts" you're probably fucking retarded and just want to try to sound sensitive and/or intelligent.
[x] are you the type of person to HOLLA and ask for numbers?: Not that desperate yet.
_______Picky Picky_______
[x] best pets: My dogs and the guinea pigs i've had in the past have been pretty awesome.
[x] short or long hair: I need a haircut.
[x] sunshine or rain: Green.
[x] ink or piercings: ink. it may look stupid later but piercings look stupid NOW.
[x] hugs or kisses: don't touch me.
[x] straight edge or druggy: straight-fucking-edgexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[x] favorite drink: I'm partial to Jones Soda Green Apple.
[x] snail mail or e-mails: both are too slow.
[x] playstation or nintendo: NES > SNES > PS2 > N64 > PS1
[x] car or skateboard: hahaha i can't work either very well. then again, cars don't require helmets.
[x] sing or dance: I'm better than you at both.
_______Lately_______
[x] how are you today? I've been better.
[x] what pants are you wearing right now: my gay pants. they're all light on the front and they have a button fly. i'm going to make sure they can't get married.
[x] What shirt are you wearing right now? my che the monkey shirt, which i apparently wear alot.
[x] what does your hair look like at the moment? ass
[x] what song are you listening to right now? vaux - ride out bitch
[x] last time you had sex? I don't know, when did your mom leave for "work"?
[x] last dream you can remember? I dreamed something the other night about an english project being due too soon. That's really fucked up that i'm having english hw dreams.
[x] who are you talking to right now? Tupac and Elvis on speakerphone.
[x] what time is it? 4:26
_______More About YOU!_______
[x] if you were a crayon, what colors would you be? Silver. The technology that brought about the shiny silver and gold crayons is simply astounding.
[x] ever OD'd? I'm high on life.
[x] what's the next CD you are going to buy? I'm eyeing the new Scarlet, the Refused album I still haven't bought, and maybe some Every Time I Die.
[x] what's the last drug you took? Ibuprofen or however the fuck it's spelled. maximum strength.
[x] what's the best advice ever given to you? i don't know.
[x] what's the stupidest thing you have ever done? I've never done anything remotely stupid. Ever.
[x] how many kids do you want to have? None.
[x] plan on getting married? Sure.
[x] what are you most scared of? Snuggles.
[x] how many TV's do you have in your house? 5
[x] vegan, veggie or carnivoreeee: Hungry.
[x] have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? No, because I don't suck.
[x] who do you dream about?: People with animal heads walking backwards.
[x] who do you tell your dreams to? lolz meh lurvejoornell lolxzk!!
[x] your boyfriend/girlfriend is: Not available for comment at this time.
[x] your parents are: somewhere else
[x] your body type is: Panty-melting.
[x] eyes: blue
[x] skin color: pale
[x] in school: 2 cool
[x] prejudices: None really. I just like to pretend.
[x] pet peeves: people who leave stuff open, people getting in the way, etc.