GLaDOS

[ostone]

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel

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[xarph]

Who are you? What is that? Oooh, look at that! Oh, you're the lady from the test! Hi! Do you smell something burning?

[cuteocelot]

Here, let me put you on. "Heeerllo!" That's YOU. That's how DUMB you sound!

That thing has number on it.

Ah, good quotes.

Mmm...cake

[anonymous]

"Cake, and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all."

-V