i wish i was online for those five minutes you bothered to make this post, because i would have attempted to change your mind. how am i ever going to get in contact with you? i hate phones and you do too. and what of our online talks? i have a lot of fun stories to tell you.
Sam, I'm not so sure what I'm supposed to get out of that post. And it did not help that I read it with the beat from "Can't Touch This" playing in my head.
But since the smart people didn't understand, I'll run through it again.
"Don't waste your time with politics," he said. "Just chase skirts, instead." (Humorous line from the witty song I said I was listening to.)
Politics! Dissemble! Who, me? (The subject gives me the transition into politics. Politicians tend to dissemble. Me too.)
This post is (not) about politics. Play your part. (Tells audience this post isn't about politics...Dissemble!...Supposedly directs the post towards a specific person.)
You can be Osama as long as I'm Bin Laden. Maybe you'd rather be Miers? I'll be Brown. (Two conflicting analogies don't mean much. I afterwards thought of making a racial joke now that I'm Brown, but I didn't.) Incompetence meets inanity with inimitable haste. But where should they meet? (On a literal level, Brown's proven incompetence versus Miers' clear inanity. More likely addressing myself on both subjects.)
But we're forgetting! Hop on your Scooter! Let's go to war! Or to bed. ("Scooter" Libby was likely
( ... )
well, you said you explained this post in a comment. annnnd well, you did. but i'm too lazy to read all that. and my head will probably hurt if i tried.
Comments 20
anyway, please come back :-(
Reply
Reply
:'(
^^that's me crying a little.
♥
Reply
Reply
so come back, fool.
:(
♥
Reply
im so confused rightn oq~sdfj a
right now.
sometimes when i type and i miss spell something i dont delete it i just restype the word.
Reply
Reply
....? uhh
nope.
Reply
Reply
Reply
But since the smart people didn't understand, I'll run through it again.
"Don't waste your time with politics," he said. "Just chase skirts, instead." (Humorous line from the witty song I said I was listening to.)
Politics! Dissemble! Who, me? (The subject gives me the transition into politics. Politicians tend to dissemble. Me too.)
This post is (not) about politics. Play your part. (Tells audience this post isn't about politics...Dissemble!...Supposedly directs the post towards a specific person.)
You can be Osama as long as I'm Bin Laden.
Maybe you'd rather be Miers? I'll be Brown. (Two conflicting analogies don't mean much. I afterwards thought of making a racial joke now that I'm Brown, but I didn't.)
Incompetence meets inanity with inimitable haste. But where should they meet? (On a literal level, Brown's proven incompetence versus Miers' clear inanity. More likely addressing myself on both subjects.)
But we're forgetting! Hop on your Scooter! Let's go to war! Or to bed. ("Scooter" Libby was likely ( ... )
Reply
well, you said you explained this post in a comment.
annnnd well, you did. but i'm too lazy to read all that. and my head will probably hurt if i tried.
Reply
Leave a comment