it's 2 AM and i'm drunk again

[osurac]

"Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones b/c they're afraid of falling & getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong w/ them, when in reality,

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[timberlandbill]

If you are anything like me it goes:
"Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped."

[anonymous]

Why not just throw football or basketball up there untill the good apples fall down? Or what about when these "good apples" aren't so fresh in the core if u know what I mean...

-sincerly your friendly campus rapist

[osurac]

haha well that is certainly a reassuring thought... glad to know we have a friendly campus rapist, here i was thinking UConn was the only one around here.