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[otafucku]

Shit.

I'm outta toilet paper.

Comments

[adventlead]

Well said.

[otafucku]

I could get real poetical about it.

[adventlead]

You should. Make up an entire poem about it.

[otafucku]

Alas! Tis dreadful to lose it all;
What to wipe with post mine bowels fall?
Not wood, not newspaper, nor bark will do;
Nothing will match to wipe away this poo.
So here I must sit upon this flushing throne.
Doomed! Ne'er shall I leave til there is Charmin shown!

[collapsetozero]

You had toilet paper?

[otafucku]

That just may have been the implication!

[nomakothx]

Sucks to be you.

[otafucku]

But at least I'm not Harry Mason.

--or am I?

[mrbaseballfan]

I was wondering where you went, Travis.

[otafucku]

Didn't go anywhere, to be honest.

S'up with you, Ness?

[mrbaseballfan]

Huh. Guess you were just sorta quiet.

Nothing really, just sitting in my room at Gohl. Thinking about stuff.

[otafucku]

I was kinda pissed off for awhile. Didn't feel like doin' shit.

Stuff. There's a great topic to think about. You still bummed?

[finallycowboys]

Ever heard of bushes?

[otafucku]

We have bushes?