Comments | otakuzero: just some crap...DO IT!

otakuzero

just some crap...DO IT!

Dec 06, 2005 05:38

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now,(even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE ( Read more... )

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rayth023 December 6 2005, 00:51:19 UTC

remember that time we each ruled a half of the world, went to war, then blew it up?

...that was nice....

good times

=)

otakuzero December 6 2005, 10:29:20 UTC

oh yeah...i remember i had you wriggling in the crushing blows of defeat too!
my panzers rocked!!! take that andys military might!!! ha ha ha! ^_^

rayth023 December 6 2005, 11:30:58 UTC

WHAT?!?
thats not the way i remember it.... now you're just making stuff up

i remember almost decimating your puny little army, i was about to win, then here comes chepe and his little guerrilla resistance, just wandering into the melee, little bastard

you 'member, 'member?

otakuzero December 6 2005, 12:09:57 UTC

nah dude! thats not how it went! you must be shrooming!

my army/navy/air force bombing planes (appropirately called the JSDF or the Joel Self Defence Force) killed the muthafucking shit out of your side of the planet.
and yes, i do remember Chepes futile attempt at revolutioning. His insignificant guerilla tactics couldn't stand up to our might...well my might maybe not yours...
But yeah, like I said before my Panzers and Berzerkers and Zero units where more than enough to stand against your evil empire. Blam!!! aaaannnddd another one bites the dust!
Bet you remember that huh? ^_^

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i remember that time... chemwhore December 7 2005, 06:58:58 UTC

when you almost killed Juan because he ate your last twinkie, but i jumped in front of him because YOU CAN'T KILL HIM, I LOVE HIM!!!....and instead you accidentally shot lindsey in the butt...

that was one crazy afternoon...

Re: i remember that time... otakuzero December 7 2005, 11:20:38 UTC

yeah, but lindseys butt is made of steel, remember? so it just ricochet (plus lindsey took it as a compliment) and hit a passing pedestrian! thats what they get them friggen lookie loohs.
man, i really wanted that twinkie...
im gonna avenge my twinkie!!!(that sounds gross...) prepare yourself!!!

DEATH TO THE TWINKIE EATERS!!!!

Re: i remember that time... eyelie December 7 2005, 15:45:05 UTC

dude, when that bullet made contact with my cheek, it stung...
and what i never understood was why my butt was somehow near juan...
hmmmm...

the zero effect otakuzero December 8 2005, 00:47:10 UTC

oh yeah...thats because juan was attarcted to the shinny/sweet phenomenon that is know only as "the zero effect". When these 2 things are put together itll get a somewhat normal person/persons to undergo a dramatic change into a twinkie stealing bastard.
He was first attracted to the overall shininess of you steel cheeks (like a moth to the flame). He then became overwhelmed with the sensation to eat something sweet (hence the twinkie...my twinkie goddammit!). The reason why I know this, is because "the zero effect" overwhelmed me as well...I miss my twinkie.
I shall get my vengence!!!!

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something corny i remembered.... eyelie December 8 2005, 20:42:08 UTC

u know what joel, i just remembered the time we sat atop the world because i was crying (cos at that point, i had a heart)...and we watched the stars shoot by, star dust crumbling ever so lightly on our faces...
and u put ur arm around my shoulders and made some snide remark about twinkie eaters (which made me laugh)...
then i pointed over at andy who was sitting on mars--giggling like he usually does, trying to flick spit balls at chepe sitting 2 planets away on saturn while he tried to skateboard on its rings...

yeah...that was nice.

Re: something corny i remembered.... otakuzero December 9 2005, 05:19:11 UTC

ah yes...the good ol' days. I remember Cheps falling right? Little revolutionario couldnt keep his balance and ended up breaking his wrist...no more late night parties for Chepe!
And what are you talking about? of course you have a heart! Fact of the matter is Ive never seen anyone who cared about things so much in my life!
And one that can use her butt as a weapon. (cant forget that)

rayth023 December 9 2005, 00:00:11 UTC

lookit me! im giggling like i always do!

hee hee hee!

eyelie December 9 2005, 00:28:58 UTC

see, what i mean?! jeebus...

otakuzero December 9 2005, 05:13:30 UTC

thats why my half of the planet whooped ol' pussy ville into oblivion!

rayth023 December 9 2005, 10:35:14 UTC

ah... go fornicate yoursalf with a pointed stick... damn govt computer

shhhhhhh... they're watching

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