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Title: Angels
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Jasmine (aka Stripper!Lily)
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 130
Warnings: sexual references
Summary: for
snogged, with the prompt "she's no angel". Sorry for not including Jasmine voice. Barney POV.
Jasmine’s not Lily.
Oh, sure, they look exactly the same, even down to the hair. Those are definitely Lily Aldrin’s pouting lips and tight body, up there on the pole, tempting any sane straight man who walks into the Lusty Leopard to lust after her. And, if Barney ignores the bored look in her eye and the thick accent, he can almost convince himself that it is Lily. If he ignores the fact that Lily has shame.
He doesn’t touch her - even that feels like a betrayal - but he can watch. He can watch her dance, strip, smiling like a sinner, her face like an angel’s.
And he can go jack off in the bathroom when she’s finished. He knows it’s wrong, but, hey, he’s hardly an angel himself.