Anonymous Kink Meme

[otherbella]

Love is in the air, spring has almost sprung, and the holidays are FINALLY over. What does this mean?

PORN.

It's time for another round of the

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[anonymous]

Neal/Andy

Andy looks a lot like his sister when he's dressed up in drag (which he is, for some reason). Neal, who is dating (or just has a thing for) Alexis, gets a little drunk, and doesn't notice right away that the Skib he's making out with is not Alexis. Of course, when he does realize, it doesn't stop him...

(Bonus points if Andy is still in high school, unless that squicks you.)

[anonymous]

Nice prompt!

before they even hit the air, part 1

[luxover]

There’s a lot of fucking people crammed into the apartment, that’s for sure; Neal can barely even move to get another beer. And the weird thing is, he doesn’t even know most of them. He knows Alexis-of course, this is her apartment-and he knows Kyle, and he thinks Joey should be coming if he’s not here already, but besides that, Neal doesn’t know a goddamn soul

before they even hit the air, part 2

[luxover]

“What’re you doing?” he asks instead, because he doesn’t understand why she’s here in her room and not out with everyone else.

“Just, uh,” she clears her throat and refuses to meet his eyes. It’s kind of pretty fucking endearing, actually. “Just trying on some lipstick.”

“I can see that,” Neal says, and he sucks a lip ring into his mouth as he thinks about his next move. And then he decides, fuck it. “It looks real good on you.”

She smiles and says, “Thanks,” and rolls her eyes, like maybe she thinks Neal didn’t mean it. Neal did; she looks fabulous in that dress-her ass and her legs, Jesus-and her smile. Fuck, her smile is just out of this fucking world, how did he not notice that before

before they even hit the air, part DONE

[luxover]

Things are different, after that; less playful and more to the point. Andy grinds his hips up into Neal’s, and shit, now Neal can feel it, can feel how Andy’s half hard just like he is. And there’s the thought, somewhere in the back of Neal’s mind, that someone could walk in at any moment, or that maybe Alexis will never forgive him for fooling around with her brother and that maybe Kyle will never let him live it down, but Neal doesn’t really care, pushes the thought aside because Andy’s right there and he’s so much more beautiful that Neal could have imagined, and he’s touching Neal’s skin up underneath Neal’s shirt, and he’s wearing a dress that’s so thin that he might as well be wearing nothing at all, and all Neal wants is to touch him all over

Re: before they even hit the air, part DONE

[sir_yessir]

dlsakfjldskfjlaskdjf OH MY GOD SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE IT

oh my god

hot like blazing, you don't even know. THIS IS NOW CANON. OKAY? THIS IS CANON. EXCEPT FOR THE PARTS ABOUT KYLE AND JOEY, WHATEVER. THIS IS MY CANON. FILTHY DIRTY PERVY CANON YES.

Thank you thank you thank you.

Re: before they even hit the air, part DONE

[anonymous]

I don't know you, I don't know that I've ever read your writing outside this meme, but I think I'm in love.

...I don't even HAVE a cross-dressing kink. I guess I do now!

Re: before they even hit the air, part DONE

[anonymous]

YES HELLO, YOU WILL EVEN MAKE ME READ CROSS-DRESSING, YOU MISTRESS OF MAYHEM.

Fucking awesome.