...according to "The Occult Activities and Manifestations Survey-Severe depression ( Read more... )

So, I've realized why I don't keep up with this damn thing on a more regular basis. For me, it's an investment to constantly find new and entertaining ways to relate the not-so-spectacular happenings of my life, an investment that in the end I just don't want to invest in, hence the months of blanky nothingness. II don't fancy myself a ( Read more... )

I've been bedridden for 3 days because of whatever it is I have. I've been doped up on medication and my best friends are TEVO and the DVDs that are being delivered in the mail. I want to thank all of those who have called to check on me, or brought me soup, or made me tea and want to apologize to anyone who's contracted my disease. I'm ( Read more... )

Go watch Serenity!


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Wow, i thought i would have learned my lesson, but apparently not. I am Luis! not the same Luis as last time but still Luis. I just thought i'd see if i had learned anything since the last luis but nope... learned zilch ( Read more... )

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Hey guys! I'm Luis. I'm having a nifty summer. Wish you could be here! But I don't really. It's just a lie. I really have complete control over my livejournal account. No one could ever get on it by accident. I'm certainly not NOT LUIS. Nope. I'm Luis. And I just want to tell you all that I have a gigantic penis

it's all going to shit...

I'm on my way.

Next stop: Santa Cruz, CA

Where am I living? I'll figure that out.

With what money? I plan to turn me a few tricks.

What's my plan this summer? I plan to live forever...so far so good.

Yours truly,
A rebel without a clue

...the pants were recovered without incident...

...no charges will be filed...

...neither party would like to comment any further...

...good day to you...

...I SAID, GOOD DAY!!!!