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[otonashiiiii]

[Sometime during the day, one (1) new text message will appear on the Dreamberry. Its contents are brief and straight to the point.]

Commoners, I have a simple inquiry for all of you:

During the past few days, how many of you have experienced nightmares? If so, is this a common occurrence for you?

Comments

[hauntedrequiem]

[Well, he hasn't been called that in a while.]

Everyone has nightmares.

[otonashiiiii]

Correct. However, for the Dreamberries to chose to broadcast such a large amount of nightmares in such a short amount of time is certainly odd, wouldn't you agree?

[hauntedrequiem]

They have a mind of their own. I don't think anyone know's why they choose to do what they do.

[otonashiiiii]

How typical of a commoner, to miss the point completely. Fortunately for you, God is in a generous mood and willing to assist you in understanding such a concept.

So tell me, how long have you been imprisoned in this place?

[mistrustbeauty]

What's up with the "commoners"?

[otonashiiiii]

Would you find the term "peasants" more suitable?

[mistrustbeauty]

I thought they only used those terms in feudal England or something.

[otonashiiiii]

Then you have been proven wrong.

[ootorospring]

[Haruhi is perhaps too accustomed to being called a commoner to take much notice of it.]

When you mention it, there does seem to have been a lot of bad dreams lately. But a dream's just a dream, and there's not a lot one can do about it.

[otonashiiiii]

That is correct. However, for a device that selects which dream to broadcast randomly, isn't it odd for it to be choosing so specifically?

[ootorospring]

It's probably just because the weather's been bad.

[otonashiiiii]

The very same weather you could set your alarm clock to punctually? It's quite coincidental, no?

[otonashiiiii]

Such details are unimportant. God will choose to address others however he pleases.

[otonashiiiii]

How unfortunate for you that what you think is irrelevant at this moment.

[probablykaoru]

Not everyone here is a commoner, you know.

[otonashiiiii]

Everyone is a commoner beneath God.

[probablykaoru]

You're a god?

[otonashiiiii]

Of course. Otherwise, I wouldn't have referred to myself as such.