I...

[otosaretatenshi]

I bought a hair straightener...

This can only mean one thing...

FUCK I'VE TURNED INTO A WOMAN!

Comments

[ferparu]

....I realized this months ago! :P

[burning_phoneix]

It's that period of not masturbating. Your testicles just gave up and stopped producing testosterone.

[sam767]

Yeah, as everyone is going to tell you, you became a woman when you stopped...yeah.

How did you not see that coming.

[burning_phoneix]

I have never seen someone set themselves up for a burn so perfectly in my life as Josh. :P

[vampiricdescent]

I do not think it is so much a burn as a depressing, soul-crushing truth

[sam767]

He does it so well.

[superbus]

Damn, I know you and that chick had some problems, but did she REALLY turn you gay?

[otosaretatenshi]

No, I just really like my hair and clothes. And shopping. I've come to embrace these qualities though, so this entire post was mostly a joke, though I really did buy a hair straightener today. Rest assured though, I still am QUITE straight.

[superbus]

No, I just really like my hair and clothes. And shopping.

And shoes. XD

[otosaretatenshi]

Actually yes, I have several pairs of shoes. I have some brownish hiking shoes that I wear when they match my clothes; They're extremely comfortable, so those are my favorite, but I also have a few other brown/black/blue pairs of other shoes. I tend to wear whatever I can match to my style for the day.

[gunlord]

D: