Dear Consumers

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When did I become the ghetto's resident personal shopper?

1. Do not come in the store list off the age, height, and/or give a general shape with your hands then expect anyone to know the what size of hat, shoe, or any other clothing that they wear.
2. Do not tell us we are lazy if we don't bullshit you.
3. Do not keep changing your mind about the merchandise when it takes you more time to do the guesswork instead of going home and looking at the size of your child's clothing.
4. Do not think that because you just received your welfare check that you are suddenly Old-Money and we are your servants.
5. Do not think it is cute to leave your wallet in your car and then laugh about it after having a cashier ring up over twenty different items.
6. Do not hold up the line having the cashier pick out different things for you and say you are only browsing.
7. Do not hold up the line trying to write a check when you haven't passed Kindergarten spelling.

That is all.