Bally's, cigarettes, a girfriend and a four hosed hookah.

[otyg_pendergast]

Lately these things have been consuming all my time. On the bright side, I'm getting a lot fitter (due to my frequent trips to Bally's gym), I have a sex life (woo-hoo!) and I still smoke too much. In recent news, I've begun a huge war with most of my family. I've decided that I'm dropping out of college (at least for the time being) so I can

Comments

[likenothing]

i'll drink a tall can in your honor.

[sealegs]

... It might be be hard to get into an appartment with a crimminal record...

[otyg_pendergast]

yeah, I know.
Especially with a criminal record specifically for destroying rental property...

[tired_hero]

stay in school.