The Complete Biography of Draco Malfoy

[our_spring_ice]

The Complete Biography of Draco Malfoy
Written By: Anella (our_spring_ice)You've seen the video, you've read the reviews - now we go behind the scenes and explore the background of one of the most prolific reviewers in modern time, Draco Malfoy. Mr. Malfoy has kindly agreed to review our film and to our surprise, the review was a ringing endorsement

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[shadowed_kat]

That's brilliant! ...Are you trying to get us killed?!

[our_spring_ice]

What do you mean? I only presented the facts! I spent days and nights poring over those "Harry Potter" books to get all this information!

*pouts* I wish you were more appreciative of my efforts, Kitty.

[shadowed_kat]

*closes eyes* Anella...You're evil. While I appreciate this quality of yours, I'd rather not face irate wizards because of it.

...That said...this is wonderful.

[our_spring_ice]

Oh, but Mr. Malfoy is such a kind and wonderful soul. Always forgiving and extremely lenient. What reason could he possibly have to be irate at us?

[slytherinsilver]

*facepalms*

You forgot betrothed to KITT.

[our_spring_ice]

*beams* So, I take it from your speechlessness that you liked the book, Mr. Malfoy?

Of course! Please wait while I add that detail in!

[slytherinsilver]

*weakly*

I am...overcome...with something.

And I don't want to speculate about Lucius and his 'favours', ew.

[our_spring_ice]

*happy* Oh! Let me guess! You are overcome with awe? So much so that your impressive vocabulary has failed you? I am so happy to hear this!

I think Lucius is very handsome.

[craig_p]

I have been directed here by ki2k and I must say that I admire the sheer amount of mischief and impulsiveness. Also, KITT seems to think that if we became friends, worlds would collapse and planets would spin out of alignment.

Actually those are my words, but I'm absolutely positive that I remain true to KITT's sentiment.

One copy of Draco's biography for me, please.

[our_spring_ice]

Oh, well, those are some wonderful sentiments! And what better reasons to become friends? *grins*

One copy, coming right up! And you know, since you're the first customer, you'll essentially be getting the very first print of the book! I'll bet that if you get Draco to autograph it for you, it could become quite the collector's item one day!

[craig_p]

Well, I do like to have the first dibs on potentially embarrassing valuable information, books, religious relics, jewels of divine origins, etc etc etc.

I shall cherish this book along with my copy of The Complete Peerage.

It's very nice to meet you. I'm Craig.

[our_spring_ice]

*beams* I'm happy that the first copy of the book shall be in such capable hands!

It's very nice to meet you as well, Craig. My name is Anella.

So, what's a collector like you doing these days? Hunting down anything interesting?