Breaking News!

[our_spring_ice]

Breaking News!
This just in - pictures of Harry & Draco after their confrontation with Lucius have been released! If you were wondering what those two were up to, hidden in that bathroom, wonder no more!

Comments

[col_kira_nerys]

The lengths to which you scandal-mongers will go for a story is really astounding.

[our_spring_ice]

Well now! There's no need to pass such harsh judgment!

Mr. Malfoy has stated that he has been very impressed with my work in the past, so much so that he has been left speechless. Check the comments on my biography of Draco if you do not believe me.

As for Mr. Potter (not_a_liar) - he has also expressed his gratitude that I am making it known to the whole world that he loves his left hand dearly. I'm sure he will be just as thrilled with reports of this new development in his love life.

[shadowed_kat]

...*sighs* You're going to hell, you know.

[our_spring_ice]

I'm immortal. I'm never going to hell or heaven. Though someday, I hope to visit the Halls of Mandos and taunt the elves.

[shadowed_kat]

*shakes head and sighs* Well. It's a nice picture.

[our_spring_ice]

Isn't it? You can practically feel the love radiating from those two!

[shadowed_kat]

...Oh, god. *sighs* ...Well, I suppose they'll have trouble suing you from inside a black hole.

[our_spring_ice]

What do I care about being sued anyway? Their laws hardly apply to me.

[shadowed_kat]

...I suppose that's true. *shakes head* Well. What's your next story going to be on?

[our_spring_ice]

Some guy named Scorpius. And I need to check up on another reporter who's been missing for the past while.

[shadowed_kat]

You're horrible.

...If you ask him and he's willing, I will provide video equipment, and that is all.

[our_spring_ice]

Oh come on now! He doesn't have to know about this! You'll just phase in and phase out and that'll be that!

[shadowed_kat]

I am not taping Morden having sex with the Shadows!

I'm all for shadows, mind. I like shadows. And Shadows. But so much with the no.

[our_spring_ice]

*pouts* You don't love me anymore.