The Complete Biography of Severus Snape

[our_spring_ice]

The Complete Biography of Severus SnapeFirst off, I would like to apologize for a glaring error I made while writing the Malfoy Trilogy. I mistakenly assumed that Mr. Severus Snape engaged in lewd sexual conduct with Mr. Lucius Malfoy for his money. This is blatantly untrue, as Mr. Snape kindly informed me. He is, in fact, a wizard who gives out

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[acerbus_severus]

I have never been enrolled in a correspondence course, much less KwikSpell correspondence courses.

[our_spring_ice]

Really? But Harry Potter *points to not_a_liar* swore that this was true! Now, with a username like his, I must say that I am inclined to trust his word over yours, Mr. Snape. No offense intended, of course!

[acerbus_severus]

None taken, of course. You're still wrong, though.

[our_spring_ice]

Hm. I like your overconfidence. I have since revised the first edition and added on tidbits about your present and future activities. What did you think of those? Surely I cannot be wrong about that as well!