Extra! Extra! Snape & Lucius' Cross-dressing Kinks Revealed!

[our_spring_ice]

Extra! Extra!All customers who buy "The Complete Biography of Severus Snape" before the end of May will receive a bonus feature entitled "The Secret Life of Severus Snape"! This extra material was just discovered recently - so don't miss out on the latest news

Comments

[acerbus_severus]

I would never wear such a tasteless hat.

[our_spring_ice]

Ah, but pictures do not lie, Professor Snape. That is clearly you, wearing a wonderfully stylish hat.

[acerbus_severus]

No it isn't. It is a fake.

[our_spring_ice]

I assure you that it is not. I challenge you to find any evidence of digital manipulation. This picture has gone through extensive checks - because I highly value journalistic integrity - and I have found it to be a real picture of you in a woman's outfit.

[anonymous]

Pictures of Lucius Malfoy in drag. Reward will be given!

[our_spring_ice]

Oh my! That is an excellent picture indeed! And who might you be? It is rather difficult to give out a reward without knowing your identity, hmm? Trust me. I shall keep your identity fully secret.

[anonymous]

Just a friend. My identity isn't important. All I ask is, if you use that image anywhere, you be sure to attach the image credit.

[our_spring_ice]

Oh, of course. How shall I deliver your reward to you, then? It is a pity that all these galleons will just be sitting there with nowhere to go!

[purest_of_blood]

Madam, I must protest this continued invasion of my privacy. I believe this farce has gone on long enough.

[our_spring_ice]

My dear sir,

Please be assured that I have nothing but the utmost respect for your privacy. However, I simply could not prevent myself from seeing the spectacles you and Professor Snape made of yourselves in the dungeons the other day. After all, you two never took the care to close the doors, and well... I am a reporter and I must report everything I see!

I hope there will be no hard feelings, Mr. Malfoy. After all, you do look quite a bit more fetching than Mr. Snape, especially in your tiara! And the eyeshadow! Very nicely done.

I can't imagine that this article will do anything except enhance your reputation!

[slytherinsilver]

*cannot stop laughing*

[our_spring_ice]

*beams* Thank you for your kind feedback!

[slytherinsilver]

*sly* Would you like a review of said photo, Editoress Anella?

[our_spring_ice]

Always, Mr. Malfoy. I look forward to reading it.