Scorpius Profile

[our_spring_ice]

An In-Depth Profile of ScorpiusBy: Anella
For galaxygab: An exclusive look at the life of Scorpius.

Comments

[banik]

Crichton and Aeryn are alive?! Where? How do you know? Tell me!

[pauses and blinks] "Unrequited love?!"

[OOC: Oh, god, I'm dying here. "Wormhole!" Bwahahahaha!]

[our_spring_ice]

Now now. No information comes without its price... although I'd be happy to tell you all about Scorpius' tumultuous relationship with John Crichton. It's all very unfortunate for poor Scorpius, always coming so close yet never winning the object of his affections. A true tragedy.

(( OOC: Heeehee! Well, someone had to say it! ))

[banik]

Tragedy?! [Stark tries to say something else, but he's so agitated that no words come out.]

[our_spring_ice]

Well, what else would you call it? Poor poor Scorpius chased after John Crichton for cycles! Even shared minds with him! And to what end? Only to be nothing more than a voyeur in John and Aeryn's sexual exploits. Not that he doesn't enjoy that, of course, but I'm sure he's looking for something far more fulfilling and everlasting.

[shaman_x]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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[our_spring_ice]

Hee. Glad you liked! >:D I actually have a much more risque article about Scorpius' love life coming up. *cackles* Fun fun fun.

[shaman_x]

Excellent :D

Also, *points at conversation with Stark* hahahahahaha

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[our_spring_ice]

Poor Stark. It was just too easy to lie to him.

[kernezelda]

(OOC)
Captain Braca has initiated an investigation into these scurrilious allegations, but your associate is so far free of suspicion.

OOC

[our_spring_ice]

Bwuahahaha. That post totally cracked me up. Had no idea this article could provoke such reactions! Far too amusing.

I think I should attempt to finish up a follow-up to this article before the investigation goes any further. Hee. Thanks so much for all the extra information, btw! *g*

[kixxa]

Finally, the truth has been revealed. I, for one, am not surprised in the least. *g*

[our_spring_ice]

Thank you for your kind words of support!

I'm only surprised that they kept this from the public eye for so long. Of course, those involved are vehemently denying the charges, so I'm afraid I must resort to posting a new article with photographic evidence soon. The reactions should be most interesting to observe.

[kixxa]

Actually, I think they're both living in denial, so photographic evidence, (for this humble reader), shall be very welcome. If Scorpius could only admit that his wormhole obsessions are rooted in John Crichton, that'd clear his metaphysical deck and make his shrink happy.

*g*

[our_spring_ice]

I wholeheartedly agree. Honestly, considering how often they speak of rods, balls, probes and wormholes, I don't know who they think they're fooling.

[ki2k]

Very nice. A thorough job as usual, Anella.

*sighs*

I shall probably live to regret this, but you are of course free to attend the party I'm holding for Red. You may also bring a guest if you like.

[our_spring_ice]

Why, thank you KITT! You are far too kind. I will be sure to attend the party. And if anytime before the party I manage to find my master Sauron, I shall be sure to bring him along. *smiles brightly*

(( OOC: What timeline is this party playing in? Is Anella physically in the black hole yet? ))

[ki2k]

Of course, you're welcome. Sauron. I'm sure that would be lovely. Not.

[OOC - Um. Dunno? ;) But it's being held tomorrow night around sevenish or so. You know how these things are. ]

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[epsilon_delta]

*snickers* Okay. Screw continuity then. I'm having Anella show up with Sauron. Despite the fact that one of them's in a black hole and the other's dead. *g*