I AM SO PROUD.

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Elizabeth Taylor's Going through a Dry Spell

Crazy old woman: I'll be back soon. Are you married?
Newsstand guy: Uh... No, I have not married.
Crazy old woman: Would you mind marrying me?
Newsstand guy: Uh... I have not married.

--92nd & Broadway

Overheard by: he was pretty attractive

overheard by ME. i submitted this! this makes my life.

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