Dear College English Department,

Just because a poem is old and long and orignally from Latin or Greek and has a female protagonist,
that does not make it worth reading.

I do not want to read another thirteen pages about Persephone's slim ankles.

No love,
Carling

( not that long, just cut for SUSPENSE. )

i've figured out why it feels so torturous being in utah right now.
i can't and don't like anyone.the main thing i enjoy doing with my time is flirting with people ( Read more... )

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there's this thing on myspace, on the right hand side of the like home screen thing ( Read more... )

caffeine, whether it is in pill, beverage, or gum form is NOT your friend.
that is all.

i think i might have some sort of disease in which your body stops existing piece by piece because i can no longer trust in my legs to get me from anywhere to anywhere else. they are being extremely unsteady and disappear-y and i'm not down with that at all. like i just, well, a few minutes ago, i let the dog in, and i was trying to walk from the ( Read more... )

i just watched this thing on animal planet about this family which runs a wildlife sanctuary.
they save wild cats and bears.
( cut for extreme oppositeness to my last lj cut thing, in its over excitedness and happiness )

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