Scorecard?
Length of train ride: 45 minutes
Cups of coffee ingested: 8
Cups of tea ingested: 2
Number of times I had to piss badly while in a moving vehicle: 5
Matches of Super Smash Bros. played: 4
Matches of SSB won: 3
Total Boggle score: 167 points
Best Boggle word: Aerial
Scrabble name: Tiltor
Funniest Scrabble word: Oval tits
Cigarettes smoked against my better judgement: 10
Number of times Davina was called a "cunt musket": 5
Smoothies ingested: 1
Playgrounds visited: 2
Number of times we held hands: 3
Time spent holding hands: 7 minutes total
Percentage of time I was painfully confused about "things": 100%
Times I was called a "remarkable person" in a way that made me nervous: 1
Times her boyfriend was mentioned in an off-hand manner: 2
Times he was mentioned in relation to imporant matters: 0
Times he called her and I could actually hear his fucking voice: 1
Number of kisses that almost happened: 12
Number of kisses that actually happened: 1 (if you count her kissing my shoulder while hugging goodbye)
Times I honestly, HONESTLY considered proposing to her: 3
Rides taken on the Blue Line: 2
Times I could actually FEEL her wanting to curl up against me while I was laying down in the grass: 3
Times she actually DID curl up agianst me: 0
Amount of time spent discussing the letter: N/A
Amount of time discussing call to disregard the letter: N/A
How she looked: Indescribeable
Word that best describes EVERYTHING: Heartache
Likelihood Our Hero will end up happy: N/A
I am the king of being lame and hopeless...
Oh. Yeah.