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[ourlastbesthope]

[Even as a turtle, Capa linefaces. All the time. He can be understood by anyone. Which, in this case, is quite beneficial. This is video, as it's the only thing he can do at the moment.]

This is...quite ridiculous. All of it.

[A long pause.] If anyone with thumbs wants to help me out, that would be much appreciated. I'm very...stuck.

[He backs

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[likedarkmatter]

Robert?

[...]

Oh, dear. Maybe this is what comes of having one too many people ask you to come out of your shell.

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[ourlastbesthope]

Hm. I suppose so. Not that it helps me at all right now. [He takes a chance and drops off the bed on top of the communicator. Luckily, he doesn't land on his back. He just backs up and stares at the video.]

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[likedarkmatter]

I'm sorry. No more puns, I promise.

Would you like some help? I'm still as well-equipped as ever. [She gives the camera two little thumbs-up.]

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[ourlastbesthope]

I would, actually. [If Capa the turtle could look more grumpy at this point, he would.]

I would just like to make sure I won't...die in here. Dying as a turtle might be a little embarrassing to most.

[failedcreator]

This looks challenging indeed, but sir, it is no reason to use foul language.

[ourlastbesthope]

No offense meant.

...but I did wake up as a turtle.

[failedcreator]

It does not mean that one should speak with such foul tones. You are not as Amanda is.

[ourlastbesthope]

A lecture isn't improving this situation.

[inhistorybooks]

Capa? [Overexcitable dog is now WAY TOO CLOSE to the camera.] You okay?

[ourlastbesthope]

[...oh hello Trip...]

Just fine. Who are you?

[inhistorybooks]

[Being a dog is awesome, okay.]

It's Trip. Do you have any balls? T'Pol and I're lookin' for some.

[ourlastbesthope]

[Capa just wishes he could be a dog. But no. He's a turtle.]

No. I'm a turtle, Trip. Even if I had them, I'd have no way to get them to you.