Ruby hated Winchesters. It wasn't that hard to do seeing how easily they fucked up. And alternately, how genuinely horrible their listening skills were.

And good God how hard was it to keep track of a gun? Especially with Bela? She had sticky fingers to be sure, but if you grease the palm enough it makes the hand a little slippery. And yet, those ( Read more... )

But, I'm just going to consider this my lucky day.

Ding dong...

The Internet, we're forever indebted to Al Gore. See, there's this thing called Livejournal, I know, I know it's a shock, but that's how we met. I said I liked French fries and things that are red and he secretly fell in love with me. At least for the day.

So then we went on a date at Gregg's in Rhode Island and we had a lot of sex. A lot. And ( Read more... )

Because Elle is not a follower. (Even though 'feline' does start with F if you hadn't noticed and the A is rather feliney.) And...comment and I can give you a letter if you want, it'll probably be R because I'm rather fond of myself.

1. French Fries. What? You were expecting something different?

2. Fried steak, of the chicken persuasion.

3. F ( Read more... )

1. Dear Tammi,

Sucks to be you!!

Hearts and sparkles, Ruby

-

2. Dear Attractively Brunette Doctor,

I still think ginger is over-rated. Really! The brunette looks good on you, brings out your eyes and your cheekbones. Ginger would just make you look like an skinny, gangly Weasley person and well, that's not really a saving the world kind of look, you ( Read more... )

1. My occasionally demonic tendencies. Oh please, we all have them. Mine are just better.

2. My cat.

3. Whether blondes really do have more fun.

4. Selling my soul for power and getting shafted with the whole eternal damnation kick.

5. All the swearing.

6. And the sex. Wait, I'm not trying to get saved... hmm, scratch that.

7. My tall men kink.

8. My ( Read more... )

I feel more like me when you're there, than when I'm alone.


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Your Famous Movie Kiss is from The Princess Bride


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All of these, with the exception of Ben's and... her own, are anonymous.

For Ben: Comic Book Creator, Spy Kit, Candy Factory, Ice Cream Kit, Soda Pop Kit, and Jimmy Page's autograph.
Because... um... FUN!

For Ben's Mom: Edible Arrangement Daisies.
See? Your eight year old's online friend is not a stalker. It even comes with a return address. Oh yeah, ( Read more... )

Pick 10 people and give them the "You Make My Day" award. If you're picked, you are charged with picking 10 of your own.

1. Alec [
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