See, that's a metaphor, no wait, a simile...

[ourstory_so_far]

I saw this somewhere and thought it good enough to post:
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Today, Michael Jackson was found not guilty on child molestation charges.

In other news, Satan was seen building a snowman.

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[smithesquire]

"enchanted with own innocence, Michael Jackson molests self"
-the onion