fill this in and send it back to me, you know, if you want to.

[ouryounghero]

Dear ______

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[cookalexv]

Dear Vice President Cheney

I fucking love you.

You have a nice cheeks.

You make me shiver with anticipation.

You should get lazik.

Someday I will kill for you.

You + me = it, bitches. I-T IT!.

If I saw you now I'd foresake all that came before you.

I want to be you.

I would build a clone just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be "You are my Sunshine".

We could cuddle under the stars.

Love,
Traci Jean

(P.S. my new house has a party room in the basement, if you dig. No one can hear you scream)

[ouryounghero]

Dear Sweetcheeks,

I barely love you.

You have a nice demeanor.

You make me embarrassed in compairson.

You should get a better phone.

Someday I will be sorry for you.

You + me = two of us.

If I saw you now ask a drink of you.

I want to be asleep.

I would build a hole just for you to lie in.

If I could sing you any song it would be incredible.

We could, under the stars.

Love,
that neighbor, from your childhood that you forgot about

(P.S. Listen, that thing I said, I didn't really mean it.)

[tracijean]

Dear Asshole,

I fucking hate you.
You have a nice aesthetic.
You make me want to be a better person *sob* - no seriously, you make me want to paint my kitchen green
You should take me out for drinks and pay for it
Someday I will take you out for drinks and pay for it
You + me = really, the two coolest people in town (I mean COME ON)
If I saw you now I'd get you stoned
I want to take artistic digital camera pictures of you
I would build a - well I can't really build, but I would totally draw a picture just for you
If I could sing you any song it would be "In Spite of Ourselves" by John Prine & Iris DeMent
We could sit by a fire pit and watch trees disintegrate under the stars
Love,
ME

P.S. Do I have appendicitis? I have had lower right stomach pain all last night and today. I am worried but cannot tell if I am paranoid or not, or what. Let me know!!

[shalaeyes]

Dear GI Man,

I write you.
You have nice eye.
You make me smiling.
You should engage me.
Someday I will live America.
You + me = lovey dovey couple.
If I saw you now I give big hug.
I want to be wife you.
I build big rice bowl just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be "You My Sunshine."
We could gaze under the stars.
Love,
Li Ho
(P.S. Thank you for chocolate bar.)

[tracijean]

You have nice eye.

HAHAHAHAH

[shalaeyes]

thanks. that is REALLY funny. good one.