"Who's the guy here?"

[out_by_sixteen]

Eight days ago I screwed Jason McCardy in the backseat of his mom's Volvo. I didn't lose a fucking thing. Neither did Jason, unless you count some blood and his, like, delusions of dignity

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[deadonthescene]

"Dignity" is to "Jason McCardy" as "petite" is to "Mastodon." They don't even make sense together.

At least you're not pregnant, right?

And, um. Ging? It's "lycanthropy," not "werewolfism." Just so you know, in case you have to look something up or anything.

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[out_by_sixteen]

God, can you imagine the fucked-up puppies I would squeeze out now? Normal brats are bad enough.

Oh, nice try, like that's a real word.

[deadonthescene]

We might have to drown them in a sack.

... right. You got me.

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[out_by_sixteen]

Well, let's not be hasty. I mean, they'd be, like, bite-size.