My left temporal lobe is bruised.
so is my left hip and knee.

So the question is:

Which side did christina fall on?

1$ for the first person to answer correctly!

(I promise, I promise! I will make a proper or well pseudo-proper entry sooon)

That organ's playing my song,
but this song's gone on too long.
What a day to sever such ugly extremities.
"What a lovely day", says the butcher
as he raises his arm.

whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer ( Read more... )

mother ( Read more... )

A recap of the last day + 1/2 ( Read more... )

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I'm fly enough to do better,
But pimp enough to not give a fuck,
And I'm thug enough to do better,
And gangsta enough to not give a fuck,
I'm hustlin' enough to know better,
But ballin' enough to not give a fuck,
And I'm old enough to know better,
But young enough to not give a fuck.

bah.
its all wishful thinking from here on in.
I want to rip off his genitals.

Rain down, rain down
Come on rain down on me
From a great height
From a great height... height...
Rain down, rain down
Come on rain down on me
From a great height
From a great height... height...
Rain down, rain down
Come on rain down on me batman begins tonight ( Read more... )

I have concluded that I am awful at updating ( Read more... )