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Diary of an Evacuee (G)

Oct 22, 2005 16:58

Okay, here's the crackfic, although I warn you that its suckitude exceeds that of anything else I've ever written.

ON THAT NOTE, here it is.

Title: Diary of an Evacuee
Author: Melanie (vogirl78)
Pairing: just Elijah, no pairing
Rating: G for Grossness in the first part
Summary: Elijah is inexplicably living somewhere in Southwest Louisiana, because that ( Read more... )

crackfic

Comments 7

lady_razzle October 23 2005, 01:02:43 UTC

I weill read and comment later, just wanted to tell you that I just recently got the message from my mum and I shall call you when I get home (monday/tuesday). You still on teh number you gave her? Are you okay? DO YOU HATE ME FOR MY NEGLIGENCE?

She said you sounded very sweet, BTW, which is high praise from mummy.

melle October 23 2005, 05:41:12 UTC

WAHAHA erg, don't read, don't read! it's horrid and embarrassing! and the end leaves the reader hanging! yer mum sounded sweet too. and how could i hate you? i'm bound to you by thick ropy strands of love. i'm at the same number! call before 10:30 pm (your time, if you're still in Texas.)

LOVE LOVE LOVE

cherokee781 October 23 2005, 13:59:46 UTC

Very good Mel. Your descriptions are great. You are so talented in so many ways. I love you and hope you are doing ok.

melle October 23 2005, 19:50:30 UTC

*SMOOSHES YOU but gently* i love you!

katewithak October 23 2005, 14:57:53 UTC

It somehow seems familiar...LoL

You're adorable and I loves you, Elij- I mean, Mel! *huggus maximus* ♥

hurri-can baths...*snicker* Fantastic.

melle October 23 2005, 19:55:14 UTC

HERRIKEN BATHS! like heineken baths, but not as tasty, and without that weird skunky smell. unless, of course, it's been a while since your last herriken bath.

you

were

GREAT!

and i loved those pictures. oh god, that wig looks so much better than my regular hair. :D Yer ARWRSUM! TELL YOUSSEF THAT HE MISSED THIS YET AGAIN! the turd.

oh man, i never got the chance to not only thank you for yer hospitality, but also... well, i'm sure you know what i mean when i say thanks for being a REAL friend, unlike some people i've run into on the interweb. i guess despite all their posturing, they can't help but be little popular kidz that have no thought for anyone but themselves. wow, gee, mel, BITTERMUCH? well...yeah i am. AHAHAAHAAHHAJUSTKIDDING! except not

anyway, loves you.

katewithak October 24 2005, 22:02:38 UTC

I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo...quite a bit in fact. And not just cause you can sing and stuffs.

Okay, so mostly it's because of your b00bs, but I didn't wanna be obvious, but I suppose the cat's out of the bag...or something. LoL!! God, I'm so lame.

*adores*