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[outboundchris]

Richard? Forest? Hey, guys, if this is about the thing with the mess hall and the salt shakers, I apologized already. I wasn't even the one who did that! It was that moron Ryman from the patrol unit that put cayenne pepper into the shakers in the first place. Come on, guys, Jill's gonna be mad if I don't show up to help with the night shift

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[iamwesker]

Redfield?

[outboundchris]

Captain Wesker?! What're you doing here?

Did Forest and Richard pull this on you, too?

[iamwesker]

If they did, I can assure them that there will be repercussions. All I know is that I had been out with Vickers, and now I am here.

[outboundchris]

You were out on patrol with Brad? Hey, was that about the new police recruits? Sorry I missed that. My kid sister dropped into town for a visit, and I haven't seen her in a long time.

Don't be too hard on them, Captain Wesker. I mean... it's just a prank, right? Nobody's been hurt because of it.