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[outboundchris]

Okay! Freaky monsters and people saying the fountain water tastes weird. I'd call it another regular day.

Except not. I saw one of those things earlier. When I shot at it, it... melted or something, I don't know. All I know is that one second I had it in my sights and the next the thing was halfway down the street. If you made those things, Wesker,

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[kennedy_san]

... They melted? How did they melt?

Course I can spare a moment for you. What's on your mind? Ah, thanks. You thinking about joining up?

[outboundchris]

I don't know! Like I said, one second I was shooting at the thing and suddenly it was halfway down the block. Freaky.

Yeah, uh, it's about that. I'm not sure about joining the task force or not. I was thinking that if I don't, maybe I could work as a freelancer. You know, like a private investigator or whatever. Minus the fedora and raincoat.

[kennedy_san]

Did they melt like-- bubble away into nothing? It's really important, Chris.

Hey, freelance is fine. I'd prefer to do it that way, myself, but...

[outboundchris]

It's like they turned into dust and then reformed. I swear, I must've been hallucinating.

But you're the big damn hero boss man. Hey, don't worry about it. You'll be a good leader. I'll work with you guys for a while if you want.

[iamwesker]

Some of those are not my creation.

[outboundchris]

"Some"? What, so some of them are yours? Which ones?

[iamwesker]

My four Cerberus dogs are currently the prancing deer with the black spots on them. I have no idea where they went. The one Hunter I had is the fluffy white rabbit that is hopping around the fountain with the twittering birds singing. My two Lickers are the pair of fat and fuzzy puppies that were last seen around the Shin-Ra Company building.

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[outboundchris]

[There is no response. Well, unless you count hysterical laughter as a response. In which case, Chris is busy laughing so hard he's doubled over.]