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[outboundchris]

That was the second-biggest spider I have ever seen in my life. Nasty thing, too. Kinda looked like it had a skull on its back. I hit it with a rolling chair a couple times and it curled up and died

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[kennedy_san]

We could try to exterminate them.

I mean, I'd hate to have one of those bastards creeping into my place at night.

Chris, anyone offered you a medal of creativity for killing things with whatever you can get your hands on?

[outboundchris]

Likewise. Ugh. Giant spiders are just wrong.

No, not yet. Hey, I killed the biggest spider I'd ever seen in my life with a flamethrower. I'm nothing if not resourceful. The thing was the size of a Buick, I swear.

[kennedy_san]

Meet me downstairs and we'll play the Orkin Team.

Damn, you, Chris...! I can't ever look at a Buick the same way again thanks to that.

[masked_intents]

Oooh, you didn't go into the old bank thing, did you?! WAY BACK, me and my senpai tried to go exploring in there, and we found out the old elevator shaft was FULL of giant spiders!

[outboundchris]

No, this one was in the police station basement.

...There are more in the bank? Do tell.

[masked_intents]

HUUUUUUUUUGE ONES! THEY ALMOST ATE US! They looked like normal spiders though. Except really, REALLY large.

[outboundchris]

...Damn it, not again.

Hey. You, uh, don't happen to know if that elevator shaft connects to the sewers,do you?

[iamwesker]

Those are not mine. The work I have done with spiders didn't involve them getting bigger. I wouldn't mind having one to examine though.

[outboundchris]

I kind of figured it wasn't your doing. The ones in the mansion were a lot bigger and fuzzier than that one. And they don't drop down in front of your face and wiggle their legs at you.

[iamwesker]

I find myself surprisingly pleased that you didn't automatically blame me for this.

Very true. Mine tend to attack outright.