You begin to wonder if God could possibly be defeatable
I always pictured God as having about 7000HP and resistance to fire. I think if you attacked with your +7 Crystal Sword of Deity-Slayer you might have a chance.
"You get one shape-shift per successful prayer, so you'd better make this one count. The reason that I didn't formulate a prayer for getting the ability to shape-shift many times is that a prayer to shape-shift once indicates a need to solve one's identity problem, whereas a prayer to shape-shift indefinitely shows that one lusts after power. God doesn't want to feed our ego that much. If we express a need, fine, He'll answer us, but if we're just on a power trip, then no, Jesus don't play that."
"If they won't respect my rights, I'll call my lawyer. If they don't respect him, I'll give them a show of my draconic powers, and woe to any grunt who gets in my way!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love this page, especially the p-shifting essay. The preparations bit is class. The fact he has you becoming a celebrity makes me think of Mr Ed the Talking Horse reborn.
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IT IS A PIECE OF THE ONE TRUE CROSS
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I always pictured God as having about 7000HP and resistance to fire. I think if you attacked with your +7 Crystal Sword of Deity-Slayer you might have a chance.
... but that's just me.
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I've personally found that a .45 works well too. But that's just me.
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"If they won't respect my rights, I'll call my lawyer. If they don't respect him, I'll give them a show of my draconic powers, and woe to any grunt who gets in my way!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love this page, especially the p-shifting essay. The preparations bit is class. The fact he has you becoming a celebrity makes me think of Mr Ed the Talking Horse reborn.
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