I am a were clown

[sammhain]

Which migh not be so bad if it weren't for the face of my were self:

Comments

[bedlammessiah]

Do you often fall over things or toss pies in thee faces ov your unsuspecting friends?

[sammhain]

I can't be near seltzer water w/o being consumed by devious thoughts...not to mention my obsession with balloon animals.

[llewelyn]

Do you find yourself compelled to purchase a subcompact car despite your large family size?