Happy New Year!

Jan 14, 2006 12:01

So...any other turducken-kin make it through another holiday season alive?

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zoso159 January 15 2006, 17:45:29 UTC
You know, that gets me thinking. I haven't seen my good friends turkey-kin, duck-kin, and chicken-kin since about October. Wait a minute here! I'm not so sure I like you...

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xlagartixax January 15 2006, 19:54:02 UTC
You misunderstand...I was never formally diagnosed with schizophrenia, but for the longest time I thought I was pure turkey-kin, and that painful, overstuffed feeling inside me was normal. But as I entered the tenth year of consecutive seasonal depression, I began to realize that my troubles were due to two unrecognized entities inside me fighting for control...upon further study (surfing the Internet) I came across some support websites (foodnetwork.com) and discovered that their identities were Duck and Chicken.

Since then I have been content, although the seasonal depression still persists in the form of paranoia. I am persecuted wherever I go, both by the greedy and those who feel my phenotype is not worthy of gracing their table. But I know who I am now, and that is enough.

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