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[outgrew_cosplay]

Oh come the fuck on, I'm on a ship with Deathstroke the freaking Terminator, and we're all supposed to be here for redemption? Are you friggin' kidding me? I used a hammer to smash up some jewelry stores, he blew up a whole fucking city!

How the hell is this freaking fair?

Comments

[terminates]

Cute.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Cute? What the hell, man! How is a city comparable to robbing a place?

[terminates]

You make it sound like the Admiral cares.

Newsflash, sweetheart: he doesn't.

[outgrew_cosplay]

You ever talk to the guy? I want a meeting, right freaking now. This is ridiculous.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Blew. Up. A. City.

Blew up a city!

I could say it faster, if that helps.

[outgrew_cosplay]

...All right who the hell are the cannibals?

This should be in the pamphlet. The one that should be passed out on arrival.

[emptyyourself]

Look on the bright side: if your only crimes are a little felony theft here and there, you should be out of here in no time.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Yeah, yeah, I repent my ways, I was a bad girl, boo hoo, insert sob story here, can I leave yet?

[emptyyourself]

How clever. Positively no one has attempted that yet.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Did anyone try it as a joke?

[gotgreenmagic]

[Gonna take a moment to digest that and then move along.]

Remember how I mentioned the unlike-some-people-here-I-never-committed-murder-torture-rape-or-genocide-so-my-being-here-feels-ferociously-unfair category of Inmates?

This is basically what I was talking about.

[outgrew_cosplay]

But. Deathstroke.

I'd make buttons and signs for our group, but I'm too depressed.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

We've had people around who destroyed planets and enslaved humanity and stuff. However bad your guy was, I guarantee there is someone wandering the halls right now who makes him look like a Girl Scout.

...most of them are a tiny bit more subtle than calling themselves Deathstroke the Terminator, is all.

Private

[outgrew_cosplay]

...Well now I'm just imagining him in a Girl Scout outfit. I think I can deal.

Seriously, though, how are we not supposed to laugh at this redemption crap?

[rass_bestie]

Life is unfair, death, even more so. They really don't mention that in religious texts, curiously.

[outgrew_cosplay]

That's cause a bunch of old guys who didn't understand gravity wrote them.

[rass_bestie]

Perhaps that's it.