omg I ordered blac and green glasses
and they looks really cool 
and im getting them in like what
10 days or week yah?
omg b ut i have conatcts
but i sue glase sometime yah/ 
omg they is the seck
i love it and i marred it
yah;/ //

hoe!

Things I wanna do in life.
[I've already done this]

1. Go into a big mattress store, and jump on all of the beds.
2. Learn to beatbox.
3. Get crazy good at drums.
4. Sell lemonade on the side of a random street for $50.
5. Go car surfing.
6. Call a telemarketer and annoy the fuck out of them.
7. Buy a lumberjack suit.
8. Have a giant loaf of bread fight ( Read more... )

The WORST pick up lines ::

"I like cucumbers, I also like you." -Shmariss

"Is that a tick in yer eye? because it's hot!" -Me

"You're so hot-ow-ow I burned myself." -Shmariss

"Is that a snake comin' outta yo' nose, or a booger?" - Shmoolz

"ASS! GOOD!" -Shmariss

"Yo' so fine I could eat yo' clementine." -Me

"Can I have a kissy poo poo?" -Dooj

"You look so ( Read more... )

My math tutor is the equivalent of 'CREEPY.'
aaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
I fired him last week and
for some odd reason he came. again. today.
I was like "woah?"
and he was all "heeey... there......"
[Not really, but yeh he's creepy to the max.]
Then he was like,
"OH. MY. GOD. This is the wimpiest spreadsheet I've ever seen !"
and he kept making really really ( Read more... )

This is RIDICULOUSSSZ.
There's like 5 stray cats
and they is keep on meowing
outside my fuckin' door !!
I mean their like
freakin' adorable and everything,
BUT
THEY
WON'T
STOP !!
I don't get why they keep
begging for food, if their
freakin' owner lives RIGHT NEXT DOOR!!
I DON"T KNOW.. MAYBE THEIR OWNER
ISNT FEEDING THEM OR SOMETHIN'
OR SOME CRAAAZY SHIT ( Read more... )

I can't believe I'm doing this
at like.. 11.. lol. especially a survey.

Few words.

I really miss last year.

It's alllllllll coming back to me, man.

Aight, y'all
send a picture of yourself
and I'll draw on it with paint !
because I'm bored.

I'm getting my hair re-dyed on friday,
and a trim.

What color should I get?

I just got me some pretty kick ass shoes.