The fire alarm just went off at Burton Barr. Seriously? So inconvenient for my life right now! The sodding fire truck is here... bloody hell.

Life is fucking ironic and ever _____.

"That would be awkward. Why? Because I don't want to sleep in a big purple bed."--Registering for wedding gifts at Bed Bath and Beyond.

I just heard the strangest commercial on the radio for Shane Co. It was remixed?

Sophie and I are engaged! It's a very Merry Christmas!

I am so in love with you.

Flat tire on the way to school. Yep.

I probably won't take pictures or use iTunes for a long time. FUCK.

I only want two things today.

I'm only bulimic if there's a penis in my mouth. -- Mike