and she said..."tell me are you a christian child"
and i said..."ma'am i am tonight"

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i know the secret to a happy relationship.
it involves women not asking dumb questions trying to get a guy to say nice things, and just flat out shutting up.
and wild kinky sex...guys like whores, it's in our blood.

ladies...just think about what you would do to keep your boyfriend from leaving you if your vag fell off...think about it.

to continue my routine with one post a month here it is.

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i drink every night.
work every day.

i think we should celebrate America's birthday everyday!

i kind of like waking up drunk and remaining in that state until 1 in the afternoon.

im legal
and 21.

hey baby can i buy you a drink?

this past week has been outstanding ( Read more... )

I hope things start going right.